• sure sounds like MASTERBATION


    I love the mastication masteration word similarity. the possibilities with innuendos are limitless.
     February 9th, 2010  Cornacopia   25 comments

    25 responses to “sure sounds like MASTERBATION”

    • if we could be friends i would love to see you on dance on that pole. would make me want to masterbate too , mmmmmmm

    • ROTFLMAO!! Love your sense of humour Maria! 5/5

    • hilarious maria

    • Yeh, its gonna be a HOT day

    • Well if that’s my only choice. Ok then. I suppose I better start trying to get a ring, out of the bubble gum machine. However, you never get them on the first or even twentieth time. But it’ll be worth it. Although, I wonder what out kids will be like? The possibilities are limitless!

      So let’s see, um, how about December 21, 2012? I hear there will be a great light show on that day.

    • I guess I could marry you…… but there is some baggage that comes with that. unfortunately I cook very well, I have small feet so I can stand closer to the sink- do better dishes. I like to be seen not heard. I wear linerie all day long and I poll dance for excercise every evening……..and I own an Atari 2600 with all the games.

      Oh well, I guess you don’t like me now. At least I was honest about my shortcomings.

    • its great for parties, when they are getting boring. Just mention ” the word mastication sure sounds like materbation,, funny hahhaa.” Then bring out the innuendos ( I had to look up the spelling for that one!!! lol)

    • Aw. This makes me sad that my comestibles must be masticated in such an inverted way. This means I would need care at home as well. Would you marry me, to help me with my mastication inversion syndrome? If not, I may perish, for walking on my hands hurts. Alas, all thy hope rest upon thine shoulders.

      PS: I already sold my soul for a fruit cup, an Atari 2600 with the Combat game, and a roll of nickels. Sorry I can’t help you out there.

    • I’ve spoken to the doctors about your problem. well, there’s no easy way to say this but….there’s no hope. its a disability you’ll carry with for ever.

      ps would you be willing you star in your own show ” Come and gather around folks: Freak masticates upside down” It’ll be great. Paris Hilton will produce it. Sell your soul to the media.

    • My mastication seems to be upside down. Can you help me with that? I am really scared.

    • you crack me up~! lol

    • guideline one : start with tea spoons

    • LOL ya ignore the do not try this at home part :P warnings are “”more like guidelines anyway” as Keira Knightley in Pirates would say..

    • I’ll masticate you any time. grrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • you disclamier is hard to read. Gee I guess I’ll try what you suggested.

    • I say everyone should masticate while they masturbate!! Disclaimer: Masturbating while masticating may cause choking and put you in a life threatening situation. Do not try this at home!

    • I like to mastercate with my parents… this is too funny
      lmao

    • no… ahhhhhhh …. you are so right!

    • yeah you rocknrolla of youtube! can i rock with you one day?!

    • but do you get how it sounds like like masterbation

    • it does sound funny .. this word .. mastication … lol …
      can’t wait to talk random with you girls .. and guy … lol !!

    • LOLOLOL
      You alway bring so much fun!
      I am so glad to see a new video…
      love your random speech…it’s so
      deep…and when you chuckle……
      in Portuguese: Mastigação.
      They say we have to “drink the solids
      and chew the liquids”
      They are crazy, I know.
      LOVE!
      Renata

    • Sasha isn’t…in Canada?

      Is she…here…?

    • Oh, why must you tease and torture me like this?

    • I know. I am the guru of fine cuisine….and masticating it


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